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"To you young people, Take Back your Country...it is your future they are toying with". - Peter Obi "I reduced my convoy to 5 vehicles and you cannot buy fuel unless I am in the car".- Peter Obi "If I sleep in a hotel and have to pay N250k a night, I will be awake all night...feeling like I was robbed". - Peter Obi "You know there are many big men in Anambra state, so when they want to see me, I say to them I will come to you instead".- Peter Obi "We handed schools back to Churches and by 2013, we were number one in WAEC."- Peter Obi "I beg you to participate more in politics, the society we help them abuse today will take its revenge tomorrow".- Peter Obi "The only way out of recession is to spend for growth. You can only spend for growth either from savings or from borrowing. The question is:  what are you borrowing for? Are you borrowing for consumption or for production? When you borrow for consumptio...

"To you young people, Take Back your Country...it is your future they are toying with". - Peter Obi "I reduced my convoy to 5 vehicles and you cannot buy fuel unless I am in the car".- Peter Obi "If I sleep in a hotel and have to pay N250k a night, I will be awake all night...feeling like I was robbed". - Peter Obi "You know there are many big men in Anambra state, so when they want to see me, I say to them I will come to you instead".- Peter Obi "We handed schools back to Churches and by 2013, we were number one in WAEC."- Peter Obi "I beg you to participate more in politics, the society we help them abuse today will take its revenge tomorrow".- Peter Obi "The only way out of recession is to spend for growth. You can only spend for growth either from savings or from borrowing. The question is:  what are you borrowing for? Are you borrowing for consumption or for production? When you borrow for consumptio...

Please judge this case A wife suspected d husband of having sex wit their maid, then she set a trap for d husband by sending d maid 2 d village for d weekend without telling d husband. At night, the husband told his usual story"darling i want to go n watch wrestling in d sitting room"he left. The wife silently went 2 d maid's room lying down on d bed naked without any light, he open d door and join her on d bed without wasting time n without a word, he had sex with her. After d fifth round she said, it's enough, i have caught u, so this is how u use to have sex with her, u will do two round n u wil tel me u are tired; fifth round now u are still demanding for more...The gate man replied"AM SORI MADAM I DIDNT KNW U WERE D ONE"EWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!..She shouted, then d husband rushed in n caught them, if u are d man or woman, what wil u do?...

A woman and a man were involved in car accident. It was a  bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving. Both of their cars were badly damaged but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of ... cars, the woman says; “So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God! The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she handed the bottle over to the man. The man nodded his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman. The woman t...

_1. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing;_ *Either the car is new or the wife.* _2. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?_ *Stress is when wife is pregnant;* *Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;* _*Panic is when both are pregnant!*_ _3. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?_ *Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away!* _4.  A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential?_ *Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!* _5. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman ;_ *“Which book has helped you most in your life?”* *The woman replied , “My husband’s cheque book!”* _6. A prospective husband in a book store, Do you have a book called,_ *Husband  the Master of the House?* *Sales ...