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jokes ville Two Communities, Okitipupa and Igbokoda in Ondo state,decided to hold a drinking competition.  A week to the competition, Okitipupa community sent a delegate to Igbokoda, to confirm if the competition will still hold. When the guy that was sent got to Igbokoda, the people of Igbokoda brought 20 litres of their strongest Ogogoro (Local Gin) for his entertainment. The Okitipupa guy asked, "Can I test it?". The people replied, "Go ahead" The guy drank and finished the whole 20 litres in minutes and said, "This is okay, where is the main drink?".The People of Igbokoda screamed, "Come o, are you among the competitors?" The guy replied, "No, I did not qualify". 😂😂😝😂😂

On a change note... I Wanted to buy a book in a bookshop, then I saw some books with these following Titles:... (1) How to look Beautiful/Handsome by:Obasanjo. I was confused! (2). Food that will make you grow tall by: Osita Iheme (pawpaw). I was so confused!! (3). My Love for Nigeria by: Abubakar Shekau. very surprised! (4). Tips on how to get Married by: Genevieve Nnaji. I was shocked! (5).The Joy of Poverty by: Aliko Dangote. over shocked!! (6).The formula of playing safe by:Tuface idibia!! I was flabagasted. (7).Economic Principles of not embezzling:by Dasuki & Dieziani I started sneezing (8).Guidelines on how to pass your English Language by: Patience Jonathan. I just fainted!!!!! Abeg if it's u, which of them would you buy??? 😂 😂 ....

NIGERIANS FUNNIEST IS ABROAD                                                        Nigerian guy living in Sweden smartly married a Swedish Lady, so as to be legally certified with resident permit. However, the lady was not aware of this. He lied to the Lady that he is from Kenya because of the bad reputation of Nigerians in that part of Sweden.. After their wedding, the Lady informed him that she met her friend who is also married to a Kenyan & would like them to have diner together one day. The Naija guy was disturbed & kept thinking how to get out of this? He postponed & postponed the diner until he got tired of postponing. Finally, D-DAY came & they all sat down in a restaurant. Our Naija guy was quiet & was sweating profusely in spite of the cold atmosphere of Sweden (-8C). The Ladies asked their husbands to com...

Share this please Sir & Ma, This is to inform you that there is a new technique being used by robbers and other criminals to escape arrest. I was just alerted by a friend that robbers are now collecting used recharge cards, and once they abandon hijacked cars or where they dump the dead bodies, they leave the already used cards at the scene or near the victims. When the police arrive, they use the scratch card's serial number to track on which phone number it was loaded; and they start tracking the owner of the phone number. Already, two people who fell victim of the trick are in Kirikiri. To be on the safe side, once you load airtime, make sure you destroy the card before you dispose it to avoid access of these undesirable elements. Kindly circulate for the safety of your loved ones. Be cautious!

Do Police Officers read the Bible? A pastor was stopped by a traffic officer on fictitious driving violation. Sensing trouble, the pastor yelled back: “I am a pastor not a thief” The officer replied: “Please, leave that pastor thing. In any case, if you are indeed a pastor, then you must have a Bible in your car. Bring it.” The Pastor speedily brought out his Bible to prove his honesty. “Please read Matthew 5:25-26 to me.” Said the police man. Incredulously, Pastor opened to the recommended passage and read: “Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny” The perplexed man of God “QUIETLY” made an “offering” of new naira notes to his newly found “preacher”. The Officer collected his bribe and said to the...

My android phone don chop my money tire, na him I come vex yesterday sell am, come take some money buy Chinaphone! The phone get TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, Fire lighter etc. I fit write Text message with toothpicks sef. But now am in bigger trouble!!! 1. E go full after 3 minutes of charging. 2. The spellings get mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-pon, samswag etc. 3. When aeroplane pass, e go record "One missed Call". 4. When a big car horn; e go show "Charger connected" 5. When Chinese man pass, e go show: "One Bluetooth device found" 6. When fine lady waka pass, e go show "WiFi On" 7. When ugly lady waka pass, e go show, "Virus detected" Abeg ooo! I wan sell am! Who wan buy ooo? Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for screen say "No contacts found" Pls don't laugh alone, share with those you wish to put a smile on their face......