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Ogun State #Election results

Ogun LGAs/LCDAs Poll. OGSIEC Chairman, Alhaja Risikat Ogunfemi announced the winners : APC sweeps all the 57 LGAs/LCDAs. 1. Abeokuta North L.G ~ Akomoje (Surajudeen Kunle Folarin) 2.Abeokuta North West LCDA ~Lafenwa (Sorunke Monsuru) 3. Abeokuta North East LCDA~Ita Iyalode (Taofeek  Olabode) 4. Oke Ogun LCDA ~ Imala (Taoheed Salami) 5. Abeokuta South L.G ~ Ake (Lukmon Adeola Shonekan) 6.Abeokuta South East LCDA  ~ Ijeun Titun ( Simisola Kehinde Onaji) 7. Abeokuta South West LCDA~ Ijeja (Tajudeen Adebayo Jimoh) 8. Ado Odo/Ota L.G~Ota  ( Bashiru Oladele Adeniji) 9.Ado Odo LCDA~ Ado Odo  (Saheed Alagbe) 10.Agbara/Igbesa LCDA~ Igbesa (Ebenezer Olaoluwa Oniyide) 11.Ota West (Atan/Iju/Ilogbo LCDA) ~ Atan Ota ( Jamiu Yakub Ajayi) 12.Sango/Ijoko LCDA ~ Sango (Fatai Lawal) 13.Ewekoro L.G ~ Itori (Gafar Alao Balogun) 14. Ewekoro North LCDA ~ Wasinmi (Kehinde Oluniyi Adepegba ) 15.Ifo L.G ~ Ifo (Hakeem Bello) 16.Ifo Central  ~   Agb...

Gov Peter Obi words that set the internet on fire...

"To you young people, Take Back your Country...it is your future they are toying with". - Peter Obi "I reduced my convoy to 5 vehicles and you cannot buy fuel unless I am in the car".- Peter Obi "If I sleep in a hotel and have to pay N250k a night, I will be awake all night...feeling like I was robbed". - Peter Obi "You know there are many big men in Anambra state, so when they want to see me, I say to them I will come to you instead".- Peter Obi "We handed schools back to Churches and by 2013, we were number one in WAEC."- Peter Obi "I beg you to participate more in politics, the society we help them abuse today will take its revenge tomorrow".- Peter Obi "The only way out of recession is to spend for growth. You can only spend for growth either from savings or from borrowing. The question is:  what are you borrowing for? Are you borrowing for consumption or for production? When you borrow for consumptio...

Gov Peter Obi words that set the internet on fire...

"To you young people, Take Back your Country...it is your future they are toying with". - Peter Obi "I reduced my convoy to 5 vehicles and you cannot buy fuel unless I am in the car".- Peter Obi "If I sleep in a hotel and have to pay N250k a night, I will be awake all night...feeling like I was robbed". - Peter Obi "You know there are many big men in Anambra state, so when they want to see me, I say to them I will come to you instead".- Peter Obi "We handed schools back to Churches and by 2013, we were number one in WAEC."- Peter Obi "I beg you to participate more in politics, the society we help them abuse today will take its revenge tomorrow".- Peter Obi "The only way out of recession is to spend for growth. You can only spend for growth either from savings or from borrowing. The question is:  what are you borrowing for? Are you borrowing for consumption or for production? When you borrow for consumptio...

Jokes ville

Please judge this case A wife suspected d husband of having sex wit their maid, then she set a trap for d husband by sending d maid 2 d village for d weekend without telling d husband. At night, the husband told his usual story"darling i want to go n watch wrestling in d sitting room"he left. The wife silently went 2 d maid's room lying down on d bed naked without any light, he open d door and join her on d bed without wasting time n without a word, he had sex with her. After d fifth round she said, it's enough, i have caught u, so this is how u use to have sex with her, u will do two round n u wil tel me u are tired; fifth round now u are still demanding for more...The gate man replied"AM SORI MADAM I DIDNT KNW U WERE D ONE"EWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!..She shouted, then d husband rushed in n caught them, if u are d man or woman, what wil u do?...

Jokes ville

A woman and a man were involved in car accident. It was a  bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving. Both of their cars were badly damaged but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of ... cars, the woman says; “So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God! The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she handed the bottle over to the man. The man nodded his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman. The woman t...

Jokes ville

_1. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing;_ *Either the car is new or the wife.* _2. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?_ *Stress is when wife is pregnant;* *Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;* _*Panic is when both are pregnant!*_ _3. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?_ *Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away!* _4.  A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential?_ *Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!* _5. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman ;_ *“Which book has helped you most in your life?”* *The woman replied , “My husband’s cheque book!”* _6. A prospective husband in a book store, Do you have a book called,_ *Husband  the Master of the House?* *Sales ...

blaktee.: WACKO JACKO! Michael Jackson Exhibited Bizarre Sex...

blaktee.: WACKO JACKO! Michael Jackson Exhibited Bizarre Sex... : The King of Pop was allegedly too touchy with Janet and LaToya.          Before his 2009 death,  Michael Jackson   had been accused ...

WACKO JACKO! Michael Jackson Exhibited Bizarre Sexual Behavior Around Sisters, Bobby Brown Claims.

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The King of Pop was allegedly too touchy with Janet and LaToya.          Before his 2009 death,  Michael Jackson   had been accused of acting inappropriately around children many times.  But now, in his upcoming memoir,  Bobby Brown  claims the late King of Pop exhibited bizarre sexual behavior around his own sisters as well. Brown claims he befriended Jackson soon after the “New Edition” singer rose to fame in the late ’70s. When the teen heartthrob met up with the star and his sisters,  Janet  and  LaToya , at the famous family’s Encino, California, home, he couldn’t help but notice the siblings’ strange relationships. “Michael loved playing jokes on people, so he kept running through the house and smacking his sisters on the a**,”  Brown recalls in  Every Little Step: My Story ,  out June 14. PHOTOS: Michael Jackson’s Secret Pain: Never-Before-Seen Drawings Illustrate Anxiety, Depression ...

The Queen Drove Kate Middleton Around Her Estate This Weekend.

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   There was a whole lot of Royals Countryside Driving in Balmoral. e might think that a member of the royal family—with any kind of resource at his or her disposal—would decide to never bother driving a car. Heck, the whole point of being a prince or princess is to never have to worry about, like, making a dinner reservation or remembering to go to the A.T.M., right? Who needs the annoyance of  driving ? Driving is just time you can’t be looking at your phone. And why should, say,  Kate Middleton  have to spend any time in her life without the ability to check her text messages should she so desire? But, despite what any of us might presume, the royals apparently  really like to drive —or, at least, they like driving enough that they often make the choice to do it themselves, rather than have a chauffeur take them around. This weekend, Kate,  William ,  George , and  Charlotte  (as well as Kate’s parents,  Carole ...

Kim Kardashian Shares an Adorable picture of Saint West, After Explaining He Is Not a “Fake Baby”

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“He’s eight months old now, and people thought he didn’t exist. Kim Kardashian Shares an Adorable Video of Saint West, After Explaining He Is Not a “Fake Baby”    Kim Kardashian , as we all know very, very well, is comfortable sharing pretty much any and all aspects of her life. Whether via social media or her reality show or magazine cover stories, the information about Kim’s life arrives at a steady, furious rate; most of us could probably write an  Us Weekly -style “25 Things We Know About Kim” in five minutes or less, and have gazed upon more photographs of her face than we have of our own. So when Kim  doesn’t  share something, and makes a conscious choice to leave a certain family member or certain event out of her social-media feeds, there is usually some kind of reason—or, at the very least, people notice. And it didn’t take long for people to start asking why Kim wasn’t posting very many shots, save for the occasional Instagram or Sn...

Busted! Nic Cage Ditches His Cheating Wife.

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She was caught getting cozy with another guy while he was in Cannes!                    Nicolas Cage ‘s  two-timing wife has been caught kissing another man  — and  The National ENQUIRER  has the sensational proof! The Oscar winner, 52, was an ocean away at the Cannes Film Festival when a well-placed ENQUIRER reporter watched as  Alice Kim , 32, smooched a hunky bar manager in Las Vegas. When later confronted by  The ENQUIRER , Cage’s rep quickly denied the story — but  just hours later announced Cage and Kim were separated ! The illicit tryst came after claims were posted online that Alice was having an affair with  Carl Foglietti , 39, behind the National Treasure star’s back. PHOTOS: Rachel Roy Slammed By Beyoncé Fans After Taunting Cheating Message The  ENQUIRER  then laid in wait and, ultimately, spotted Kim — Nic’s wife of a dozen years — arriving with Foglietti to...